Tired of hawking pilaf, the Uncle turns to politics

Ah, Uncle Ben, the docile cook with a heart of gold. Always thinking up new carb-filled meals for his plantation “family,” grinning at shoppers innocuous-like from that familiar orange box. But what’s truly underneath the saccharine smile? Seems Ben was just biding his time until he became CEO of the rice empire that “exploited” him ‘lo all these years. Now, under the alias Wali “Bin” Abdullah, America’s fallen Uncle has started rallying for the Nation of Islam. Viral Video and The Message provide the evidence.