NAME MY BABY ONE MORE TIMEPopular monikers for newborn celebrities (and civilians) |
| Most popular U.S. baby names for 2004 | ||
| Abigail Andrew Ashley Christopher Daniel Elizabeth Emily |
Emma Ethan Hannah Isabella Jacob Joseph Joshua |
Madison Matthew Michael Olivia Samantha William |
| “Hot” baby names for 2006 | ||
| Axton Braelyn Cadley Calder Daston Erity Faxon |
Halen Jaeger Keelyn Lathe Lazer Manson Pryor |
Quade Race Shayden Tage Thatcher Wakely Zealand |
| Online suggestions for Britney and Kevin’s baby | ||
| B.B. (Baby Brit) Britannica Brit’totalfaggot Britven Cheeto Chuck Harpoon |
Julep Kitney Kiwi Lynn Miriam Red Bull Traylor |
Vegas Yosemite Samantha “California Child Protective Services Case #67755-A4” |
IS THAT A MONKEY IN YOUR MAILBOXLive animals that can be ordered online |
BEES For making honey.
Three pounds with queen, $55.
Rossman Apiaries (gabees.com)
CAPUCHIN MONKEY For a pet.
$6,000 (bottle-fed and wearing diapers).
OurPets (ourpets.com)
WHITE CHINESE GEESE For egg laying.
$5.50 per goose, with a minimum order of eight.
Hoover?s Hatchery (hoovershatchery.com)
ASIAN BLACK BIRDEATER SPIDER For a pet.
$95. (Caution: “Jet black, huge and aggressive, hisser!”)
Midwest Exotic Pet Center (midwestexoticpetcenter.com)
PAINTED LADY BUTTERFLIES For release at weddings.
$55 per dozen, two dozen minimum.
Berkshire Butterflies (berkshirebutterflies.com)
BEAGLES For medical research.
Pups, $605 each; over 11 months, $1,445 apiece.
Harlan (harlan.com)
ANTELOPE For a pet.
Price not disclosed.
Reptiles Park (reptilespark.com)
Lynda Carter irritable bowel syndrome
Dan Quayle deep vein thrombosis
Natalie Imbruglia obstetric fistulas
Debbie Reynolds incontinence
Naomi Judd hepatitis C
Joanna Kerns (Growing Pains) lactose intolerance
Rob Lowe febrile neutropenia
Howard Dorough (Backstreet Boys) lupus
Ben Affleck ataxia-telangiectasia
Julia Roberts Rett syndrome
Lauren Bacall macular degeneration
Jimmy Carter lazy eye
Janine Turner (Northern Exposure) dry eye
Rue McClanahan shingles
Jerry Mathers (Leave It to Beaver) psoriasis
Christopher Knight (The Brady Bunch) acne
The Crank Yankers, Omaha, NE
Crystal Clear, Miami, FL
Just for Hump Day, San Francisco, CA
Mid-Week No Tweak, Washington, DC
Tweak-Enders, Washington, DC
LateNight Unwired, Atlanta, GA
Icebreakers, Chicago, IL
Ice & Tina Turners, Washington, DC
Posi+ively No Speeding, Atlanta, GA
The Speed Trap, Boston, MA
Speeding Ticket, Canoga Park, CA
Life After Meth, St. Cloud, MN
Quit Mething Around, Los Angeles, CA
Dopeless Hope Fiends, Phoenix, AZ
The Last Straw, Douglasville, GA