Micheal Jhones
366 posts
THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY
Radar magazine investigates the louche life of England’s skirt-chasing, hard-partying royal pain Radar’s September cover story, an insider account of…
July 16, 2007
JESUS CHRIST’S SUPERSTARS
What would Jesus do if elected to Congress? Would He suggest bombing Mecca in response to another terrorist…
July 16, 2007
HOLLYWOOD SHUFFLE
SPENCER PRATT: MALIBU’S LEAST WANTED When he’s not causing door-slamming fights between roomies Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad on The Hills, Brody Jenner manager, sidekick,…
March 12, 2007
VERY BAD TOYS
BAT MASTERSON DERRINGER BELT GUN Some kids had belt buckles. Others had cap guns. Only the lucky ones…
December 12, 2006
MINI-HAMMOCKS FROM EZ SALES
SWING AND A PRAYER One false move on the Mini-Hammock and leisure turned to seizure Mini-hammocks seemed innocuous enough.…
December 12, 2006
FISHER-PRICE POWER WHEELS MOTORCYCLE
The Fisher-Price Power Wheels Motorcycle is one of those toys kids salivate over for years. Even adults can…
December 12, 2006
SNACKTIME CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS
“Feed Me!” begged the packaging for 1996’s Cabbage Patch Snacktime Kid. And much like the carnivorous Audrey II…
December 12, 2006
CREEPY CRAWLERS
THE FRYING GAME Horse around with the Thingmaker and you’ll get the third degree Nothing says safety like an…
December 9, 2006
GILBERT U-238 ATOMIC ENERGY LAB
Honey, why is your face glowing? In 1951, A.C. Gilbert introduced his U-238 Atomic Energy Lab, a radioactive…
December 9, 2006
CAPITOL DOMES
Creepy comb-overs. Macabre toupees. Misadventures in gel. (And that’s just the women.) Radar investigates the eight worst trends in congressional…
September 12, 2006