She might be morally bankrupt, but she's not flat busted!

(Heyo!)

"Obama was a happy muslim for 31 years" -- my favorite thing I've read today.

Oh, and -- sticking w/ you trsgrv -- would you then agree that GOP congressman Westmore know *exactly* what he was saying when he called Barack and Michlle Obama "uppity"? Even though, like, he says he's shocked, shocked that anyone would have such negative connotations with the word?

BoHan,

Those things you say? I find them persuasive.

Jonathan Alter. Fo sho'.

I don't think anyone really says otherwise, David. I believe the rap on him, such as it is, is that he can be kind of creepy. But, you know, who can't.

Call,

So your quibble is with the word "eagerly"? Adverbs are usually considered a matter of some editorial latitude. I mean, FYI and stuff. Not that you seem like ridiculous right-wing troll with a media persecution complex or anything.

But to be safe, I'd suggest you stay away from propaganda organs like the AP. Immerse yourself if the comfortably insane little world of Little Green Footballs and dream sweetly of dropping nukes on Mecca.

If you run into Frank Foer, you must must liveblog the encounter.

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win.

I heard through a mutual friend (he works at mutual of omaha, actually) that Alan Arkin took a course of Gay-No-More vitamins last year, even though he had never been gay. just a belt and suspenders kind of thing. so it probably definitely wasnt him.

this story really choked me up.

(is there a dr heimlich in the house?)

"a clinical professor of plastic surgery at the University of Pittsburgh" -- Ha! My old gig!

Rainn should start consuming energy drinx -- that might help his little situation

$19 million over ten years? That's "super-rich" in some places, I'm sure (Burma?) -- but not so much in Dubya's America.

So, I'm confused... did John Edwards do "it" with the blond lady or not?

Glad you're ignoring those rumors about the print edition of Radar becoming a pull-out insert in Bon Appetite.

i wonder if the bear is as hungover as i am today...

Zuckerberg stole MY shares!

Andrea Mitchell? Ugh. Would be a worse choice than Couric. Matthews, too much of a clown.

Personally, I think Ron Paul and Ralph Nader should co-host, but I give that only about a 15% probability of happening.

In that video that all those special ops dudes have HOMO written on their backs, except backwards. See 3:10, for instance.

Heh heh. Politics is funny.

I find it very difficult to believe that Dick Cheney would be part of anything that was not in our best interest.

"Apparent suicide." Nothing suspicious here, folks. Move on.

discussion of truck nuts -- and no visual? what gives?

Hella mad... is that some reference to Greeks and their notorious tempers?

partnering with Diller on an Internet project? She can't lose!

This intense loathing of bland, corporate news outlets like Newsweek among people who I presume are Limbaugh drones or something is deeply bizarre.

Working in a dying industry is neat!!

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I am told by my elite liberal friends that the average American is, in fact, surprisingly foolish.

That pasty guy tugging it for the camera has a real thousand-yard stare...

"The ghost of Stalin is back, and it's occupying a five-foot-two vessel named "Dmitry Medvedev."" Most illuminating sentence I've read about geopolitics in quite some time...

I wonder if joe Klein is Roman Catholic?

Who's that black guy on the show -- the one that's so funny and usually plays the black guys? I think it should be him!

Well... it did hurt her career. But, then again, she didn't have the brilliant idea of hanging a noose on her door to give herself a victim's power of invulnerability. So much the worse for DKG.

RIP? whither snark?

plain old suicide is kinda boring honestly -- and 90 days is a *really* long time -- she should make it 90 minutes and then be devoured by a lion live on webcam

What is that strange man talking about? Britney is a star! He crazy!

And when you've answered that, can you please tell me where they stashed Tesla's free energy machine and who's hiding that special pheromone cologne that will make all the cute honeys want to get juggy with me?

The Man flat out *sucks*, yo! Why can't he stay outta our shizz?

i have to remember to renew my adult domain radaronline.xxx -- the all-nude staff calendar will be killer feature, i think.

. i wish chuck norris would impregnate me using more than a glance...

I'm confused -- he's having sex with delivery people now?

Seabear, Do you have a handlebar mustache, lots of leather vests, an especially wooly torso, and a pronounced fondness for cigars? Do you live in a coastal hamlet?

Just trying to parse things here...

aww, poor Ranger!!

does Vanity Fair really use cassette tapes? how very retro...

i, for one, welcome our neocon overlords

The Holy Grail is actually Osama wearing a 9/11 Truth t-shirt

Cheney's heart, military intelligence, jumbo shrimp, etc.

nick = sweet

"He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself."

His round little belly would probably jiggle like a bowlful of jelly too, if he'd just take off that damn girdle...

Hurray, we get to go to detention camp! Camp always is fun for boys and girls alike! Remember the first rule of detention camp: if you mention detention camp, that means you're *headed* for detention camp!

that's a shame for all involved. i wonder if denton feels guilty for pocketing the advance.

Roll up your sleeves while you're giving interviews about this stuff, Brownie. It makes you look less pathetically self-righteous.

Does this mean the Details is risking its rep as a source for first-rate reporting and hard-hitting news?

she said 'no' but the moustache said 'yes'

Epstein is a gentleman and scholar. Was he fun at Radar Christmas parties?