How can you forget Rabbit from Winnie-the-Pooh? I spent my entire childhood assuming that whinging little bitch was a PMS-befuddled possibly alcoholic woman, what with the fastidious cleanliness and the vegetable gardening and the painting smiley faces on Pooh's asshole. Only recently did I figure out that there's only one freaking girl in the entire Hundred Acre Wood and that's Kanga.

Well, if you don't count Christopher Robin. Jesus Christ is THAT kid gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.