100 self-help books you can do without
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| 1. He’s Just Not That Into You: He’s Into Your Hotter, Less Whiny Friend2. Tuesdays With Maury Povich
3. Seven Habits of Highly Successful Dock Whores 4. The Book About Angels for Morons 5. Suck It Up: No One in the Sudan Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 6. Chicken Soup for the Impotent 7. Six Weeks and $80,000 in Elective Surgery to a Better You 8. All I Really Need to Know I’ve Ignored Since Medical School 9. Suicide: Do It 10. The Tapeworm Diet 11. AIDS, SchmAIDS 12. A Friendly Guide to Cockfighting 13. Who Moved My Bowels? 14. 101 Things You Might Have Accomplished If You Could Travel Back in Time to the Moment You Began Reading This Book Title 15. A Box Facing Southeast: Feng Shui for the Homeless 16. 101 Inspirational Speeches to Deliver During a Race Riot 17. What the Bible Says About Asians 18. The Postpartum Depression Coloring Book 19. Anal Only: Raising Your Christian Teen as a Technical Virgin 20. Bill O’Reilly: Who’s Lookin’ Out for Your Loofah Zone? 21. Feel Better With Lard 22. Tokyo on $750 a Day 23. 1,001 Vocabulary Words to Memorize But Not Grasp the Nuances of 24. Seducing Women With a Little Guile, a Positive Attitude, and $1,000,000 in Cash 25. Shut Up About Your Dead Wife! Dating After 60 26. Really, Must You? Sex After 70 27. Artist, Inventor, Genius: How to Think Like Leonardo (DiCaprio) 28. Buy Low, Eat Crayons: Stock Market Advice From a Retarded Person 29. The Three Numbers That Just Might Help You Win Powerball 30. Breaking the Yeast Curse With Deepak Chopra 31. The Joy of Grave Robbing 32. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Opposite Sex but Were Tasered for Asking Previously 33. Loving What the Hell’s Her Name? A Guide for the Parent of the Unexceptional Child 34. Conquer Loneliness … One Flamboyant Moustache Style at a Time 35. The South Coney Island Beach Diet 36. gary iz a fag: The Collected Wisdom of Public Bathroom Stalls 37. I’m Okay, You’re Suffering From an Incredibly Rare Strain of Tuberculosis 38. Children’s Unopened and Unanswered Letters to God 39. The Elusive Male Orgasm 40. tracy u need to get YOUR OWN MAN cuz you a skank!: The Collected Wisdom of Public Bathroom Stalls for Women 41. Conflict Resolution, the Pol Pot Way 42. “I’ll Give You Something to Cry About”: Insights and Inspiration From Alcoholic Dads 43. Steroids Made Easy! 44. 12 Days to a Thinner, Weirder-Looking Penis 45. 20 Places to Visit Before They’re Ethnically Cleansed 46. Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff (And It’s All Small Stuff), Unless You’re Reading This in a Burn Unit 47. The Child of Your Field Hockey Coach Has Two Mommies 48. The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Amputation 49. Zen and the Art of the Segway Personal Transporter Maintenance 50. So, You’re Attracted to Grandma |