Radar selects baseball's most scandalous all-star team

About this time every year, America's best baseball players converge on one lucky city (our very own New York this time around) to sign autographs, mingle with fans, and play in the All-Star Game.

But while the Midsummer Classic, as poets call the game, celebrates baseball's greatest players, Radar prefers to celebrate its worst—morally speaking. And with the game's biggest star spending the past two weeks plastered on the cover of New York's tabloids after betraying his wife and daughters by sleeping with a sinewy old Italian woman, what better time than now to present Radar's first All-Morally Inept Team?

Let's go to the roster:

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CATCHER
Paul Lo Duca, Washington Nationals
In August 2006, Paul Lo Duca made the same transition from the back pages of New York's tabloids to the front that his buddy A-Rod is currently enjoying. But instead of opting for someone 20 years his senior, Lo Duca was, alas, banging a 19-year-old girl. His wife quickly divorced the stumpy catcher from Brooklyn and, worst of all, his paramour split, too. But at least he'll (and we'll, as you see above) always have her Facebook pictures to remind him of the good times.