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Writing the Christian Romance

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CRAZY, SEXY, COOL But not for you, if you're writing the Christian romance
STEP 4: MOVING CLOSER
"While [overcoming] sexual desire is one form of struggle, the intensity can also come from the confession of a dark secret and release found in forgiveness."

Unlike secular romance, where hidden sins add spice and kink, in a Christian romance, the two lovers should only move closer to one another in openness, sharing their flaws.

The moment of confession between our characters may go something like this:

Example: As the days passed, and their instant messaging and midday phone calls took on an affectionate and familiar tone, Maureen knew she needed to tell him.

"Bret, I have, at times, acted pridefully," she revealed.

Bret nodded his head, taking a deep breath before volunteering, "I slept with a harem of implanted groupies, not just on one, but on two different reality programs, all under the auspices of finding love."

"Also," Bret said, and Maureen could hear his hot breath coming through the phone, "I'm really, really drunk right now."

[Note how this confession parallels our foundational bible verse.]

In Christian romantic fiction, the equivalent to third base is usually physical contact, but it shouldn't occur until past sins have been resolved and the characters have made a deep spiritual connection.

Example: "Forgive me, Maureen," Bret says, swearing to get sober. He thinks back to his humble upbringing in Butler, Pennsylvania, and how, many times when he was on the road, surrounded by loose women and flying high off too many Tecates and mainlined insulin, there was only one set of footprints in the sand.

The two decide to pray. Shortly after praying, he pulls out his guitar and, over the phone, reveals that he has a surprise for her. A new version of "Talk Dirty to Me" that is all about their love and, ultimately, about Jesus.

You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you.



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CAPTAIN JACK Will get you high tonight. Unless you're a Christian. In which case, he won't.
STEP 6: HOME RUN
"Rather than a titillating bedroom scene, Christian romance must pull out all the stops in providing readers with a dynamic ending filled with romance and emotion."
Note: "Kissing scenes never describe the use of the tongue or other titillating details."

So, instead of the pair meeting in a dark hotel room, Maureen's wet tongue exploring the crevices of Brett's mouth while her hands snake up his artfully torn Armani jeans, we'll just say that eventually their lips met, and both of them felt stirrings ...

Then, as is appropriate for a Christian romance, they are married that summer. Keith Gessen—no longer sad, no longer literary, and, most important, no longer Jewish—officiates. Emotionally. Romantically. Dynamically. The two kiss, depart into the sunset, and—of course—close the bedroom door.

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