Writing the Christian RomanceA guide for the excessively smug and sinful
THE CHAMP A secular Fabio cover, reinvented According to Book Industry Trends 2007, religious books in general show the "highest growth in dollar sales" across the industry. And Christian romances lead the charge, accounting for 11.4 percent of all romance paperback sales. That's a 30 percent increase from 2005, with the numbers continuing to grow. In other words, with the market saturated with tales of infidelity, suicide, and baby stealing, your quasi-autobiographical memoir, Ketamine: A Curious Love Story, may languish in the slushpile—just one more bit of Sodom in Gomorrah. Better, and smarter, to earn your table at Michael's—or at least your residuals—with a PG romp targeted at millions of America's book-buying faithful. Of course, for the secular writer, crafting a Christian romance means shooting all your darlings, substituting spiritual elements and "takeaway faith" messages for traditional page-flipping staples like violence, profanity, and sex. (According to Gail Gaymer Martin, author of Writing the Christian Romance, this is nonnegotiable, as "Christian romance stresses chastity for the unmarried, and married couples close the bedroom door.") So, with these limitations in mind, and using Martin's book as a guide—we'll hesitate to call it our bible—Radar adopts six easy steps: Crafting a Christian romance ... for the excessively smug and sinful.
OUR GUIDEBOOK Writing the Christian Romance by Gail Gaymer Martin "List all the fairy tales you can think of ... select one, and see how you could develop a contemporary Christian romance from the idea. Then do the same using bible verses." From Snow White's prince-hungry crooning to The Little Mermaid's theme of filial abandonment, simply too many fairy tales—rife with opportunities to explore the spiritual elements of true love—have been appropriated by the gay-coddling Disney corporation. Taking the next logical step, then, a Christian writer should consider Googling "random bible verse generator." The verse Radar received seemed particularly apt, and prime for fleshing out into a complex but right-minded tale of boy meets girl, boy redeems girl, girl makes sinful mistake, regrettable dry-humping commences: "The crown of pride, the drunkards of Ephraim, shall be trodden under feet:" —Isaiah 28:3 < BACK TO Features |
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