How come we're never so lucky?

Aspiring Las Vegas rocker and model Brittany Flickinger is officially Paris Hilton's new best friend.

Brittany was named the winner of Paris Hilton's My New BFF reality show last night after an over-dramatic final elimination, which actually included Paris "storming off" during the stressful final decision.

But as Paris finally put it to champion Brittany, "Are you ready for a crazy life?"

And what wonders do we expect from Paris' latest creature creation?

Brittany's MySpace page vets, "So...I'm Brittany...and yep."