• Hear ye, hear ye: King Gayface, known to some plebeians as Clay Aiken, has successful produced an heir without ever having dipped his royal scepter into any murky chalices. PS: IT'S A BOY.

• More trouble for Detroit mayor: Kwame Kilpatrick posted $50,000 bail and must wear a GPS tether after violating rules of an existing bond. Now he faces those pesky felony charges about allegedly fracturing a sheriff's hip in a scuffle.

• They'll allow it: Looks like the New York Supreme Court will support Governor David Paterson's executive order asking state agencies to recognize gay marriages from other states. That's great and all, but now betrothed gays in New York have some tough questions on their minds: is California or Massachusetts more fabulous?

CLICK HERE BECAUSE IT'S FRIDAY! NBC stalls the Olympics; fat cat finds a home; dog-killer pigs may be probed!

• WE'LL DO IT LIVE!: The New York Times live-blogged the Opening Ceremonies and live coverage is already available on the Beijing 2008 official website, but NBC won't be airing its coverage until 7:30 p.m. EST.

• Fat ass finds new place to be overfed: Prince Chunk, the really fat cat from New Jersey, has a new home. What now? Please say a reality TV series is in the works.

• Doghouse: Those cops who raided a Maryland mayor's house on a weed bust and wound up murdering the man's two Golden Retrievers could face a probe over the whole fiasco, the bitches.