In case you haven't been paying attention to this very important story, 30-year-old buxom blonde biology teacher Tiffany Shepherd has been told her contract will not be renewed and she will not finish out the year at a Port St. Lucie, Florida, high school. School administrators took umbrage with her moonlighting for horny master baiters as a "bikini mate" on a the Smokin' Em Charters fishing tours. Now there's talk of a lawsuit from her.

To debate this issue earlier in the week, Bill O'Reilly brought on a couple of blondes of his own. The video of the heated exchange just hit the Web (also, it's Friday). "Once they get some of these bikini mates out on the ocean, they whip off their tops!" says one of legal experts. About half way through their debate, it appears as if he two will spark up a catfight. Papa Bear interjects just in time with a question about whether this issue will go to court. With an almost visible sexual heat hanging thick in the Fox News studio atmosphere, O'Reilly quips, "I'd love to see you two slug it out in that courtroom. Wanna put some money on that?!" Bikini babe fishing charters or courtrooms courtroom catfights—whatever floats your boat, Bill.